Quick, to the slutcave!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
