ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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