You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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