He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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