She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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