Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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