I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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