Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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