He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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