Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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