I don't usually arrange sex via text message
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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