It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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