no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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