The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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