I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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