My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Randomize
