i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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