dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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