Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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