If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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