And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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