Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
home. puking in laundry basket.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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