are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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