i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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