I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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