no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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