just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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