Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I CAN MOONWALK!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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