I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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