my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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