I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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