There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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