he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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