Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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