So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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