Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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