If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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