My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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