how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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