We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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