Moan for me like Helen Keller
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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