do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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