What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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