I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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