I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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