u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
this is an emotional support booty call
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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