that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
