Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize