On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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