He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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