you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
