I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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